📻 Coming to You Live from Somewhere on 🌴Cay Rico
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Good afternoon, good evening, good whenever-you’re-listening, Cay Rico! This is your one and only station, broadcasting from a shack with a very determined antenna and a goat named Melon who keeps chewing through the wire.
Today’s forecast: sunny, with a chance of pizza smell drifting up from the pier around noon. If you’re near Tony’s, you already know what I’m talking about.
Coming up after this song — a public service announcement from the harbor: if your boat is named Lucky Manatee, please move it, you are blocking three other boats and nobody thinks it’s as funny as you do.
Stay tuned, stay cool, and if you see Melon, please do not feed her anything with wires in it.
— This has been a message from Radio Cay Rico. Reception may vary depending on wind, mood, and whether Melon is nearby.